Monday, May 09, 2005

CPJL: Attended Dinosaur Gold Cup Instead

We're sorry we missed you all at Dino Gold Cup.

We didn't get a chance to don any plaid, or pink & green ensembles, but at least we broke out the kickass hats.

The Governess poses with her pick to win.

Cheek to cheek: dino sorority style

The Duchess gets attacked in an unfortunate julep brawl.

Dino Gold Cup traditions: the bloodening.

We'll see you next year at Dino Gold Cup!


Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

tooooooo funny!

6:07 PM  
Blogger Ethan Wiggum said...

Shocked I didn't see you there. We had an almost identical view of the Pteranodon obstacle from Members' Hill, and the hats do look familiar... But I think I was located just on the other side of the Brontosaur/T-Rex kill-fest.

Oh well. Such is life.

6:17 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...

Next year. Member's Hill was realy packed, so I had a hard time finding anyone. That, and all the champagne. And blood.

6:20 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane Grey said...


I think this answers the age-old question: What Would TRex Do (WWTRD)?

Why, he would drink mint julep and snack on herbavores at the Dino Gold Cup!

6:32 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...


Have fun in NYC, you giant piece of crap.

Sulkily yours...

the G.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Gannon said...

Was the Rainbow Dinosaur Coalition represented at the Dino Gold Cup? The Lickalotopuss and Barney have feelings too?

6:37 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...

no, but inexplicably there was a giant sloth, a bear, a cobra, a shark, and King Kong.

Dude, I love Dino Gold Cup.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No monkey?

6:43 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane Grey said...

It's kind of like Clash of the Titans meets Great Gatsby.

6:44 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Please ink me in for next year!?

6:47 PM  
Blogger Cleveland Park Men's Club said...

You guys are killing us. Nice, but your computer program didn't seem to place them on your pretty little heads too well.

And, one of our CPMC Members knows those Pumas. Uh oh.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that DCist passed out in a Dino Potty and Wonkette lost her cookies after eating a Bronto Burger.

6:55 PM  
Blogger Ethan Wiggum said...

I think you'll find that bourbon (even in Julep form)is too overpowering a beverage for the relatively pallid taste of herbivore flesh. I think a mimosa would work nicely, however.

7:00 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...

Really, I'm 150% sure you don't know my shoes. Besides, those Pumas are soooooo last season.

yeah, i kind of phoned it in on the hat placement. it was a rush job, I'm sans internet tomorrow, quelle horreur!

7:09 PM  
Blogger Elvis said...

I was going to say hi to you guys at the Mercedes-Benz tent... but had to make a run for it since T-Rex had already eaten most of the people there by 2:00.

Oh well, next year.

2:05 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...

Oh yes, next year. I'll be the one in the vinyl hoodie.

No, seriously, when is someone going to buy this for me already.

10:29 AM  
Blogger The Duchess said...

It’s vinyl!! I was unaware!
I’m pulling my credit card out right now.

I’m thinking for G, and one for me. It’s the prefect birthday present to myself.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane Grey said...

I feel so left out. Do they have that in a mini-skirt version? I don't "do" parkas.

1:09 PM  

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