CPJL: Cries at Commercials
The Very Very CPJL just realized we keep moving farther and farther down the CPMC's link list on their page.
It's like the end of a very very junior era.
The CPJL needs to step it up.
This is unacceptable.
It's like the end of a very very junior era.
The CPJL needs to step it up.
This is unacceptable.
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Better come public and swoon them with the following hymn:
Ah! O come let us adore Them
Ah! O come let us adore Them
Ah! Adore Them, CPMC, the Blog.
O come, O come
O come let us adore Them
Let us adore Them
CPMC, the Blog.
Hey! Frequent updates mean frequent visitors. Then they'll HAVE to love you, and stop telling all the other boys that they got to second base before the end of the first date.
With sufficient myriad posts (like the guys in the tree-house do,) before you know it, you'll be in the inner-circle of winner's circles, at the top of the links page, and just rubbing their cigar smoking noses in the ignominy of it all. Assuming, of course, that they smoke cigars with their noses, that is. I'm just going to wander off now.
Bachelorette Party Weekend,
Choose Your Own Adventure.
To take the male stripper wearing the Police Uniform back to the Hotel, turn to page 284.
To do four rosaries and try to catch midnight mass to absolve yourself of the sins of lust, turn to page 117.
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Pg 117: Oh No! You've gotten Herpes! Try again.
Readership would increase tenfold.
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