Monday, May 23, 2005

CPJL: Behind That Foster Smith.

As the oft-quoted LJG says: HOLY MARIAH. This brings back a little of the "what we once was" flava of CPJL, complete with ye olde internets references. Post that shit.

Foster Grants? Please. Foster SMITHS.

Foster Smiths are classics...perfect for those celebrating the lost artforms of classic clownulinity. Or, purrfect felineinity. The history of these sleek adornments is just plain cool. It is time to upgrade for the summertime, and get yourself a pair of these kitties.

"Who's THAT behind that Foster Ruff?"

Bozo wore one. These ruffs make everyone look good.

Not only cool in appearance, FS's have an authenticity about them that is undeniable. Coolness does not come from looks alone--but from your personal sense of style.

Have some style, and pick up a Foster Smith.

LJG did.

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Shit, dog, is that SPRUCE JACQUARD????

i know, it's a total stretch. sigh. we're losing our touch. the only other option was referencing those awful twin asshats from the Style network who I wake up to every morning wanting to kick in the teeth and then run over with a garbage truck.

4 Comments:

Blogger Cleveland Park Men's Club said...

Pissing our pants laughing. Thank you for not discussing the "ass hats."

A stretch, indeed, but funny as hell.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Ethan Wiggum said...

i was unaware of the ass hats' existence until perhaps 30 seconds ago, and am already filled with visions of their gruesome demise.

Such is the power of suggestion. Or, such is the power of the words "denim designer". I can't tell right now -- my spleen runneth over.

But, instead of the punt/truck option, have you considered the nearly zen-like beauty that is the Cordless 18-volt Skil Circular Saw?

10:41 PM  
Blogger The Governess said...

oh, but have you heard them speak?

It's like a choir of unholy demons, praying to their Goddess, that little "Survivor" pipsqueak that now works on the Style Channel with them.

I'm so embarrassed I know all this.

11:09 AM  
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